August 2012
jesskrysiak asked: hey! r u still awake?
Feeling suicidal? Can't talk on phones?
horrorpeach:
crankyskirt:
IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.
https://www.imalive.org/
Holy shit this is brilliant
Watch
Because everyone has their own escape, this boy found his.
GAAAHH OMG! I got three new followers in like, one...
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
Parent's have no idea that the things they say can...
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
i wonder who looks at my blog and say god i wish you’d follow me
friends trying to find me a gf/bf: what is your type? tall? blond? funny?
me: dianna agron
Watchbronteloganwinchester:
marilynthemagnificenthomo:
sit-on-my-face-bitch:
221cbakerstreet:
rivendelll:
rhealmobsidi:
ariverperson:
The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response.
Omfg how cute is this, my cheeks hurt...
I had "the homosexual talk" with my almost...
Kiddo: "Mommy, when I am all grown up I will marry my brother."
Me: "Sweety, you can't do that. We're not supposed to marry brothers. Or daddies. Or uncles. Or cousins. Or grandpas. Or, grandmas!"
Kiddo: *giggles* "Grandmas??? But I can't marry girls, and grandma is a girl!"
Me: "Oh, but you sure could marry a girl, why not?"
Kiddo: "A girl can marry a girl?"
Me: "Of course. And a man can marry another man, too."
Kiddo: "...really?"
Me: "Yes. You know, some women like women better than men. And some men prefer to be with other men. And some even like both men and women. It's just the way it is, and it's all good."
Kiddo: "Oh. Ok."
Short pause.
Kiddo: "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to marry a girl! My friend Lisa!"
Me: "Sure, if it'll make you happy."
Another short pause, during which I can almost hear the little gears in her brain working.
Kiddo: "But then... our baby would have two mommies!???? And no daddy???"
Me: *smiles* "Sure would."
Kiddo: *considers* "AWESOME! So Lisa and I would both get to tell the baby what to do!"
And that was that. Accepting the facts of life without prejudice or hate. Kids are awesome.
why cant i have creepy followers who ask me...
